paxamgays:

there’s no intelligence going on in the wbc

chainsawpunk:

american horror story: asylum

(Source: wigglemore)

romangodfrey:

i-kan-do-zat-i-kan-do-zat:

SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.

I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE

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NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT? 

many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it

(Source: stiiles--stilinskii)

catstiel:

kateargen:

catstiel:

HELLO FROM THE PAST I AM PAST CASSIE

I AM WRITING THIS POST ON NOVEMBER 11TH 2013 AT 7:17 PM

I SCHEDULED THIS TO POST ON MY BIRTHDAY SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY U ARE NOW ADULT HAHA LOSER

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wow how much do u hate past cassie

OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 

(Source: slutsy)

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: beppski)